Chunky Soup fires a warning shot at Matt Hasselbeck

John - 6/15/2006, 1:36 PM - Curse News


Matt Hasselbeck developed tendonitis in his foot. These are precursors of the sort of physical breakdown that accompanies endorsing Campbell's Chunky Soup.

The Curse is on.

If Hasselbeck is lucky, Chunky Soup will keep it to sports-related injuries.

But, he should stay on the safe side, and buy one of those suits the police wear when training attack dogs.


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