The Campbell's Chunky Soup Curse, an entity more evil than a common house cat left unsupervised, presents the follow video:
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Curse watchers were stunned by the video.
Yahoo Sports Cursiographer Charles "Elron" Robinson, said of the video, "Um, dude?"
ESPN Cursetographer Merrill Hoge said of the video, "Look, he's a 30 plus year old NFL runningback, right. That his knees still articulate at angles beyond five degrees is amazing."
San Diego Chargers team doctors were instructed Monday evening by general manager A.J. Smith to begin looking into "the most human way to put L.T. down".